Symptom 183: Passengers, Titanic In Space

Passengers. A movie that features superb acting, wonderful direction, masterful scoring, beautiful sets and cinematography, and script that gets an F minus in creative writing 101. Passengers is what you get when everyone aside from the writer is turning in the performance of a lifetime. It’s really sad too because Star Lord and Mystique really gave a masterclass in acting, supported by a strong performance by Morpheus. All for naught as nothing, and I mean nothing, can overcome the fact that this film is based on multiple idiot premises. Yes, I know idiot premise is a grammatical abomination, ask me how much I care. I like the term.

Passengers - it’s a load of crap and that’s the nicest thing I can say.