Symptom 154: Moonbase!
Wacky, wacky skeptics. Last week we explored the conspiracy theory that the Moon landing was faked. Once those conspiracy theorists were thoroughly and resoundingly debunked, they changed their tune. We did land on the moon. We however stopped going because we encountered aliens and we were told to stop coming to the moon…or something like that. Aliens are on the moon, because they need an advance staging base to attack Earth. Beings that can travel light years in space need a staging area to attack us, and require more than 50 years to set it up.
This one is only topped by next weeks conspiracy.