Apparently most Americans are routinely risking their lives. How you ask? By pumping their own gas. Apparently, in Oregon, the idea of having to pump your own gas is terrifying. A new law was recently passed in the Beaver State letting gas stations in counties with less than 40,000 residents offer self service gas pumps, and Oregonians are crapping their collective pants. Fears range from transient attacks, to gas fires, to the inability wear skirts to work to smelling like gas.
Seriously, this is a thing, some people in Oregon do not believe they are capable of filing up their own gas tank. I give you, Quick Rants! 58, You Want Me To What?