Episode 59: The Kids Aren't All Right

Tide Pods! They are what's for dinner!  

So yeah, kids are eating laundry detergent pods in an effort to impress other kids and the media is freaking out. Based on the reaction in recent days you would think every kid across America has filmed themselves eating a Tide Pod - well, they haven't, only some kids. The media, in an attempt to get mouse clicks, um, head off an epidemic of stomach pumping at local hospitals, have gone out of their way educate the nations youth on why they should never eat laundry detergent - ensuring more than ever now will, um, I mean won't even consider eating a Tide Pod. 

Kids will be kids. This too, shall pass.