Episode 22: Your Cat Is Not A Child

Stop telling people your cat or dog is your child.  It is not today, tomorrow or ever a child and all you are doing is making yourself look pathetic while insulting your friends and their children.  Pets are wonderful. Animals should be loved and treated humanely. The relationship between owner and pet is special and meaningful. It however, is still, not a Fu$%ing child so stop calling it one. 

Figured maybe it was time for a non-political rant again, so here you are.